“Dial Meg for Murder”-
Brian is able to get a job writing for a magazine about the typical teenage girl. He decides the best way to get information is to follow Meg around and see what she does. Meg is becoming so desperate for a guy that she ends talking to a guy in jail. Brian wants to tell the family about the secret that Meg has been hiding, but it turns out her bf has broken out and is hiding in the house.
“Big Man on Hippocampus”-
Peter gets into a fight with Richard Dawson and bumps his head causing him to get amnesia. This causes him to forget about his friends and family. Lois wants to help Peter but it doesn’t go well when he starts to hit on other women. Lois gives up and thinks she and the kids would be better off with Quagmire. Will Quagmire get to bang Lois? Or will Peter snap out of it?
“Business Guy”-
Peter and Lois get to go on the Pewterschmidt’s yacht where Peter finds out that Mr. Pewterschmidt has never been to a bachelor party. Peter takes Mr. Pewterschmidt to a strip club to try to simulate a bachelor party. While there, Mr. Pewterschmidt ends up going into a coma after having a heart attack. The famous Dr. House comes to the rescue to save him. Not really though, as he only punches Mr. Pewterschmidt. A video will left by Mr. Pewterschmidt says that Lois gets the family business. Even though the company is doing very well, Peter thinks it would be good to fire some of the people and hire his friends. Mr. Pewterschmidt comes out of his coma and wants his company back. Will Mr. Pewterschmidt get the company back, or will he be forced to work as a janitor to make ends meet?
“Dog Gone”-
Brian believes that he is a good writer and finds a special group that agrees with him. While driving, Brian ends up running over a dog and kills it. He is worried that he will get caught and have to serve jail time. He ends up telling everyone and they laugh. Brian is upset that nobody cares about the life of the dog. He tries to come up with a way to get people to care. Lois hires a made to do cleaning, which annoys Peter. To prove that Brian is important to the Griffins, Stewie fakes Brian’s death. That way Brian can see the family’s reaction.
“Jerome is the New Black”-
A new guy Jerome shows up on the show. Peter and the guys have to decide if he can take over since Cleveland is gone. Peter has Lois meet Jerome and she tell him that they actually date at one time. Peter is upset and decides to cause problems for Jerome. Peter ends up burning down Jerome’s house, but he didn’t do it on purpose. This ends up backfiring as Lois asks Jerome to stay at their house. Peter ends up having to put an end to this and kicks him out. Also in Jerome is the New Black, Brian tries to suck up to Quagmire after he finds out that Quagmires doesn’t like him.
“Quagmire’s Baby”-
Peter goes to Quagmire’s garage sale and buys a Ham radio. He uses that radio to talk to a ghost of Ronald Reagan. Peter eventually ends up going back to return the radio. A woman ended up returning a baby that is Quagmire’s daughter. Can you imagine Quagmire trying to take care of a baby. Lets just say it doesn’t go to well. Peter tells him he should get an abortion… he decides to put her up for an adoption. Stewie creates a clone of himself and calls it Bitch Stewie and Brian decides he wants a clone of himself.
“Hannah Banana”-
Stewie gets him some tickets to a concert hosted by Hannah Montana and finds out a secret about her. The rest of the family are back at home where Chris is trying to come up with a way to show the family the Evil Monkey really lives in his closet.
“Brian’s Got a Brand New Bag”-
Everyone starts to make fun of Brian when he starts to date an older woman. Her name is Rita and during a date she ends up breaking her hip.
“Spies Reminiscent of Us”-
Stewie and Brian make a trip to Russia after finding out the new people that live in Cleveland’s old house are spies and follow them.
“Family Goy”-
Peter ends up falling in love with a cutout of Kathy Ireland. Peter thinks that the cutout is cheating on him and decides the best option is to kill it. While having make up sex with Lois he finds a lump on one of her breasts. Thankfully Lois does not have cancer but we end up finding out she is Jewish. Jesus makes an appearance in this episode.