“To Love and Die in Dixie”-
A criminal looks to kill Chris after Chris saw him commit a crime. The Griffins’ decide it is best to move away. They go down south where Chris meets a kid named Sam. Peter and Sam’s father get in an argument about a Civil War reenactment. Chris finds something out about Sam that he didn’t know about.
“Emission Impossible”-
Peter and Lois decide they want to have another child. Stewie takes action against them. This involves Stewie shrinking himself and killing Peter’s sperm. Stewie ends up seeing a sperm that is just like him.
“A Fish Out of Water”-
Peter has been looking for a job recently and hasn’t been able to find one. He becomes a fisherman but runs into issues when having to pay a loan for a boat. To get the money he decides to try to find a special fish. Meg feels her spring break will involve her being bored at home. Lois tries to cheer her up by taking her to a beach.
“Mr. Saturday Knight”-
The Griffins’ invite Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, over for a meal. Unfortunately he ends up dieing and the factory gets knocked down. Peter looks around for a new job but has trouble finding one. Peter has always wanted to be a Renaissance fair jouster and decides to do this as he has no other choice. Will Peter be able to defend himself?
“The Kiss Seen Around the World”-
Meg has a crush on Tom Tucker, a news anchor for Quahog 5. So she gets an internship to get closer to him. She gets so desperate that she ends up getting on the air and telling everyone about it. A mean kid tries to screw with Stewie by stealing his tricycle.
“Lethal Weapons”-
Tourists from NY known as leafers start to visit Quahog. Lois decides to learn tae-jitsu for protection against them.
“Death Lives”-
Peter has Lois go on a scavenger hunt all over town during their wedding anniversary. Peter does this so he has a chance to go out golfing. Peter meets Death again after getting hit by lightning. Death lets Peter know that if he doesn’t smarten up with Lois that his marriage could soon be over.
“And the Wiener Is…”-
When Peter finds out that Chris is larger down.. below.. he becomes insecure. To make up for what he is lacking he joins a gun club. Meg gets made fun of by kids at her school… nothing knew there.. but this time Lois decides to take action against the kids.
“One If by Clam, Two If by Sea”-
A hurricane devastatingly destroys Quahog leaving only the Drunken Clam standing. It ends up getting changed to a British pub by the new people living next to the Griffins’. Stewie ends up hanging out with the new people’s daughter. What will the two do together?
“Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington”-
A tobacco company takes over where Peter works and makes him the president. Peter becomes a lobbyist who is trying to find ways to make kids want to smoke.